It’s a quiet night in Avondale. The sun is low in the western sky. The air is lit with lightning bugs. There are a few neighborhood kids, playing in front yards, trying to catch them with Tupperware.
And the memories are getting so thick you have to swat them away like gnats.
I remember the first time I ever heard a lightning bug called a “firefly.” I was 11 years old. A kid from California had recently moved into our neighborhood. He got excited when the front yards were alight with summer lightning bugs.
He said, “Look, fireflies!”
All us kids looked at the new boy as though his cheese had slid off his cracker. Fireflies?
“They’re not fireflies,” said Margaret Ann. “They’re LIGHTNING BUGS.”
Truer words have seldom been spoken.
“No they’re not,” he answered. “They’re FIREFLIES.”
“What the [expletive] is a firefly?” said my cousin, Ed Lee.
“They’re bugs that light up.”
We howled with delight. My cousin Ed Lee almost peed himself. “Californians!” my cousin remarked.
Then the Californian went on to tell us he’d never seen lightning bugs
before. He said they didn’t have them in the Golden State. We were aghast. No lightning bugs? That was like not knowing Jesus. Or Dale Earnhardt.
“You’ve never seen lightning bugs?” we said in disbelief.
The Californian shook his head stating that, no, he’d never seen anything like these bugs with the iridescent hindparts.
Which gave us great pride. Because, you see, ever since this Californian had come to our school, he immediately became the hippest kid in our hillbilly class.
Namely, because he had wavy blonde hair, a skateboard, and he knew what tofu was. And one time, for Show and Tell, the kid declared that he had gone surfing. The girls in the class went crazy for him and indicated that they would be interested in bearing his offspring someday.
But he’d never seen lightning bugs.…