My blind coonhound sits before our fireplace. Staring into nothingness. Caught in the darkness of her own visionless world.
“Marigold,” I call to her. I’m using my high-pitched dog falsetto.
There is an important reason I use this voice. I speak this way so I can effectively sound like an idiot. Dogs love idiots.
“What’re you doing, Mary?” I ask.
Her tail wags, ever so gently. But she simply continues gazing with her dead eye into the whistling, steaming logs.
Before we adopted Marigold, an angry hunter paid a lot of money for her as a puppy. When he discovered she was gunshy, he beat her until she went blind.
She was found chained behind a tire shop, starving. That man is still walking around, somewhere in this world, breathing free air. Whereas she lives in darkness.
I close my eyes and try to join her sightless world for a moment.
The smells of a fireplace are intoxicating. I smell woodsmoke, but that’s about all. Namely, because I am a big, goofy human. Humans can’t smell much of anything.
Humans consider themselves to be God’s most noble and cherished work of art—they’ve announced this to the world many times. But I think it’s important to note, God has admitted that, for a work of art, there’s a lot of room for improvement.
For my money, a dog is God’s masterwork. Humans are not smart enough to realize how smart dogs are.
Recently, a Border Collie named Chaser, from South Carolina, learned 1,022 words, and could distinguish between different objects by name. Scientists had no idea dogs possessed this kind of brain power.
And in the early ‘90s, Rico, another Border Collie, demonstrated a dog’s neurological ability for “fast mapping,” a skill human toddlers use for learning new words. Whenever Rico heard a new object-word, he would select the only unfamiliar object in the room, then narrow his choices down.
Scientists…
