DEAR SEAN:

My wife sent me the “parable” you wrote yesterday and it didn’t even make sense to me. I don’t even know what in the world it was supposed to mean. There didn’t seem to be a point to your story and I read it twice. I wish I had those ten minutes of my day back.

Be honest, did you just pull that one out of your…? Why are you getting so weird now? Nobody even understands what you’re talking about anymore dude, even my wife was scratching her head. I suggest you quit writing while you’re ahead. LOL!

DEAR FRIEND:

Done.