[dropcap]A[/dropcap]ll I want for Thanksgiving,” said Jamie. “Is a fireplace.”
So, Thanksgiving 2006, we selected a cabin perched in the Virginian Mountains. The rental advertised spectacular views, and a grandiose fireplace.
We left town the morning before Thanksgiving. Our truck packed so tight a gnat couldn’t squeeze inside without first going on a diet.
Our highway trip got off to a good start. After six hours, Jamie and I were singing with the Oakridge Boys on the radio. I held the Coke-bottle microphone doing my best William Lee Golden.
All of a sudden, a loud crash interrupted us. I checked the mirror and saw a red cooler skipping across the highway behind me. Followed by our suitcases, charcoal grill, somersaulting microwave, and finally my tailgate itself.
After pulling over, I was only able to salvage one frozen suitcase from the ditch.
When I climbed back into the cab, the domelights were dim and the heater wasn’t blowing. “Jamie, why is the truck off?”
She shrugged. “I thought you shut it off.”
I turned the key. Nothing. Turned the key again. Jack squat.
Two hours later, after a jumpstart from a Clayton County deputy we hit the road again. By three in the morning, we limped into Powdersville, South Carolina, where my alternator went on to Glory.
I pulled into the first stop off Highway 85. The Pink Flamingo Motor Inn; free HBO and green floral carpet. For an extra twenty dollars, they let us upgrade to the honeymoon suite – which had a brick fireplace.
By all accounts, it should’ve been the worst damn Thanksgiving ever. And if might’ve been.
If not for that fireplace.