[dropcap]I [/dropcap]let my dog out to go pee pee, and he didn’t come back all day, worried his poor momma to death. I went searching for him in the truck all throughout South Walton County, didn’t see hide or hair of him.

Three Lonesome Dove miniseries episodes later, a familiar dog stands on my doorstep covered in mud and fresh poop, toting a TV Guide magazine in his mouth.

I had no idea people still subscribed to TV Guide.