It was almost kickoff. All my gameday preparations were in order. Life was good.
We were all gathered in the backyard, bundled in warm clothes, with lows hovering around 50°F. The fire pit was roaring. The beer was cold enough to break your molars. My dogs were begging for food from anyone who could fog up a mirror.
The television was sitting on my deck, with extension cords snaking across our yard. The volume was at the maximum setting.
The televised tumult of a 90,278-person crowd inside Los Angeles County’s Rose Bowl Stadium was blaring through the feeble Samsung speakers.
God wanted Alabama to win. That much we knew.
The Rose Bowl pregame segments were steadily broadcasted on the screen. Lots of player footage. Lots of round-table discussions. And an onslaught of roughly 10 million prescription drug commercials.
Also, there were many expert commentators appearing on the screen, administering their deep analyses of what “needed to happen” in this game.
These pregame commentators earn millions of dollars per TV appearance, and here is an example
of the wisdom they impart:
“Yeah, John, listen, this game is about running the ball, you have to run the ball, running the ball is key, even when you don’t want to run the ball you have to run the ball, then you have to run it again, you keep running the ball, because running the ball is everything, John, and if you run the ball, the fact is simple, you’re a team who runs the ball…”
I don’t want my dogs hearing this.
So I mute the TV. Then, I tend to the fire while Alabama rushes the field. Soon, we are all hollering. Even my dogs are making noise.
Alabama has a chance at the National Championship this year. And even if you aren’t a football fan, you know the National Championship is a big deal simply because of its namesake.
I have…
