What a day. It was magnificent. Beginning with the first beam of sunlight.
The sun came up at 6:21 A.M. here in Northwest Florida. It happened the same as it does every day.
The sun woke before everyone else, got itself showered, combed its hair, ate some Corn Flakes, and made its ascent above the Gulf of Mexico.
I watched the sunrise. I was in my truck, parked near the beach, eating a breakfast sandwich.
The ball of light made the Gulf look like emeralds. I had to cover my eyes to look at the water.
Not many people talk about the sun, but they ought to. Because the sun will eventually burn this earth into a Pop Tart.
I hate to get all sciency on you—you’re looking at a 2.3 grade point average here—but scientists tell us that the sun keeps getting bigger. And one day, it will engulf the world as though it were my Uncle Tommy Lee engulfing dozens of innocent devilled eggs.
And when this colossal event happens, everything will be gone. Even devilled eggs. There will be no more trees, no grass, no skies, no more Lawrence Welk reruns. It will be lights out.
Well, actually, it will be lights ON.
You know what else? We are pretty small in the big scheme of things. The sun contains 99.86 percent of the “mass” found in the solar system. What does that mean?
Okay: imagine objects in the solar system were shrunken into miniatures. Imagine the earth were the size of a basketball. That would make the sun about the size of Bryant-Denny stadium.
The sun also makes its own gravity. Meaning: every dadgum thing in this universe sort of hovers around it—like folks at a potluck table.
In fact, if it weren’t for the sun’s gravity, the earth would shoot forward in a straight line through space.…
