We did not choose Otis. We let our oldest dog, Thelma Lou, pick him out. She was just a puppy. We felt strongly that Thelma deserved to choose her own brother since, after all, she would be the one stuck sniffing his butt for the next 12 years.
And so it was, one summer afternoon we took Thelma to the adoption fair at the local dog rescue.
Everyone had turned out. Families galore. Parents in work uniforms, holding the hands of excited kids. Lots of glee.
We walked inside. The first thing that hit me was that powerful bouquet of puppy breath, disinfectant, and urine. The dogs were barking so loud you couldn’t think.
We had a lot of dogs to meet. Jamie and I split up to cover more ground.
Of course, I fell in love with all the sick dogs. Jamie found me holding a little dog named Amber in my arms. Amber was about the size of a Beanie Baby, underweight.
My wife told me to put her down. She reminded me this
was not my decision. This was Thelma Lou’s choice.
“But,” I pointed out, “just LOOK at her.”
My wife removed the animal from my arms.
So, with Thelma on a leash, dragging me through the labyrinth of kennels, we interviewed all dogs. Thelma inspected each cage carefully. Rears were sniffed. But the multitude of butts had been found wanting.
At some point we passed Jamie, she was cradling a little white dog who was missing an ear. She was holding the puppy like a newborn, declaring her love to the animal.
“No,” I reminded her.
“But,” Jamie offered, “just LOOK at her.”
Thelma dragged me to the ends of the earth. But she found no suitors. Each puppy we encountered was either too yappy, too little, too weakly, too chill, too alpha, too excitable, or too whatever.
That’s when I noticed a pen in…