A beer joint, somewhere in middle Alabama. I pull the truck over and walk inside. It’s getting late. The place is mostly empty except for a few stragglers and an old guy at the bar eating a hamburger in the dark.
Overhead the radio is playing Johnny Paycheck’s “Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got.” The server-slash-barkeep this evening is bearded, stoutly built, with hands like Virginia hams.
“Something to drink?” says the man behind the wood.
“Whatever’s cold.”
“Got the big three on tap. Your call.”
“Surprise me.”
“Ite.”
He pulls the stick. The amber juice arrives in a heavy mug with a handle, the kind of mug people used long before they quit visiting dancehalls. The beer tastes stale, flat, and perfect.
“Something to eat, buddy?”
I eye the menu. “What’s good?”
“Anything that ain’t from our kitchen.”
“I’ll take a burger.”
“Ite.”
Johnny Paycheck gives way to Porter Wagoner who is singing “The Cold Hard Facts of Life.”
The old man at the bar beside me is quietly singing along while trying to eat his hamburger. But he is having mild to severe muscular tremors,
and he can hardly hold his food with his stiffened arthritic hands.
Then things get even worse when his sleeve accidentally swipes across his plate and food flies onto the bartop.
The barman returns and sees the minor mess. “Hey, you spilled your food.”
“Sorry.”
“You old coot.” The barman laughs and takes care of the old guy’s problem like it’s no big deal, smiling the whole time, keeping things light and unembarrassing. This barkeep is good people.
Soon my hamburger arrives in a red basket and the music du jour has become Don Gibson’s “Throw Myself a Party.” The old man sings backup while the young bartender removes fries from the would-be rowdy’s lap.
“You like this old music, don’t you?” says the barkeep.
The old man grins. “Shoot. Grew up…