It’s early. We’ve left town before sunrise. We’ve got a long way to go. My wife is driving. My coonhound, Ellie Mae, rides in the backseat.
On long trips, my wife always drives. She’s a natural leader—she could make room-temperature honey walk in a single-file line. And I'm a natural sleeper.
In the backseat: Ellie chews on an empty plastic peanut butter jar. It’s the only thing she’ll chew inearnest. She doesn’t like bones.
I don’t often use the word “beautiful”—it’s overdone. But if I did, I’d use it on Ellie.
We drive past Paxton. Florala. Lockhart. Towns about the size of walk-in closets. I’ve watched a baseball game in Paxton.
I fall asleep. No dreams worth recalling. I wake up. We’re passing the JCPenney in Andalusia. I bought a necktie there once.
It was an engagement party. I arrived with nothing but a golf shirt and jeans. No jacket, no tie. My wife went ballistic.
That day, we stopped at JCPenney. She picked out a crimson tie. I looked like a bloated Baptist usher.
Miles ahead: a sign advertising the Hank Williams Museum in Georgiana. I’ve
visited that museum. Miss Margaret—the white-haired tour guide—made Domino sugar seem unsweet.
Interstate 65: the views have changed considerably. Small communities get replaced with fast-rolling pavement. Everyone’s in a hurry. This world moves too fast.
Ellie Mae has destroyed her JIF jar. She paints my upholstery with peanut butter.
We pull over in Camelia City—commonly known as Greenville. Think: sprawling antebellum mansions and the historic Confederate Park. I could live in Greenville.
Here, I buy upholstery-cleaner to scrub peanut butter from my upholstery.
Back on the road.
We approach Priester’s Pecans. I tell Jamie to stop. I go inside, use the little cowboy’s room. I buy a bag of Pecan Fiddlesticks. If you don’t know what those are, don’t start.
More driving. My wife turns on the radio. She sings along. She knows…