MURRAY, Utah.—John works at a Nissan dealership in the service department. A customer called and said they had a big problem.
John explains, “I took a call from a very distraught lady this morning, stating their new kitten had gotten stuck behind the dash in their car.”
So, drawing upon his years of automotive customer service insight, John suggested that the woman “Bring it in.”
In the garage, three technicians began disassembling her dashboard with tools and flashlights. Which is not an easy job. They removed the stereo, the glovebox, and components of the AC unit. Finally, after a lot of work, one of the guys announced, “We have a tail!”
Technicians shined lights into the deep crevices of the vehicle until one man rolled his sleeves up and said, “Okay. I’m going in.”
And anyone who has ever retrieved a sharp-clawed domesticated creature from a tight space such as, say, a set of box springs at your in-laws’ house, knows what an ordeal it is.
Imagine, several burly auto mechanics who often eat undercooked
red meat for supper and wash it down with Anheuser Busch products, trying to coax a kitty out of hiding. The men used very high-pitched baby voices and said things like, “Come here, cutie wootie. C’mon, you can do it. Come on, cutie wootie.”
Finally, a gray kitten emerged and an entire auto garage cheered. One of the mechanics even held the cat to his face and kissed her, saying, quote:
“She’s such a cutie wootie. Yes she is. Yes she is.”
Afterward, the large men had their pictures taken with the kitten.
John reports, “In my job, you never know what can happen.”
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