Q: Sean!!! Are you going to write anything about how poorly Ingrid Andress sang our national anthem at the Home Run Derby? It’s an attack on our country!!! If you stay silent on this you are a complete wuss!!!!
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Q: My dad let me read one of your books, I finished it and gave it a one-star review on Amazon... It was so hard to get through such a weird mess... I left you a bad review and, believe me, I don’t enjoy leaving bad reviews.
A: I can see how hard this is for you.
Q: How do you write something new everyday? Or the better question is, WHY do you write everyday when nobody *#$%ing cares what you have to say? Who even are you?
A: I think you meant “every day.” Maybe you should turn autocorrekt of
Q: Sean, your a fool. You wrote that you believed God rescued you from a traffic accident. If that were true, then God chose NOT to save millions of other people who have met tragic ends, such as
the passengers on the Titanic?
A: It’s you’re, not “your.”
Q: I saw your band playing on Facebook, and you guys really suck.
A: You should see us when we drink.
Q: I don’t know how I stumbled on one of this author’s books… But I wish I had those three hours of my life back.
A: Just think. You could’ve been watching “Titanic.”
Q: You are fond of saying how much you love America, I wonder if you realize how screwed up this &*$# country is? How can you still love something so $%&*ing dysfunctional?
A: You should meet my family sometime.
Q: I just have one word of criticism: Your work is all the same. Someone told me you were a columnist, but I disagree. A columnist finds something new to talk about. All you do is repeat yourself…