Morning. I am seated on a bench in downtown Thomasville with the ghost of someone’s granny beside me. I can feel her spirit, whoever she is. This is her town, where life still ambles slowly. Being here is like taking a trip into the 1950s.
“Not a bad town, huh?” says the ghost.
She wears a bell hat, and a floral dress. Nobody can see her but me.
“It’s nice,” I say.
“City of Roses,” she tells me.
“How about that.”
“It’s changed some,” she says.
The flawless storefronts, getting decorated for Christmas, catch the morning sunlight. Markets and cafés are opening. And the ghost is right, it’s perfect. All that’s missing is Opie Taylor.
“You from around here?” I ask the ghost.
She doesn’t answer.
It’s as though time has overlooked the City of Roses and its elderly patron saint. I look around and immediately travel backward into an earlier age. Her era.
An era when Americans were a little more innocent, and the highest technology we possessed was the KitchenAid mixer. A period before 5G wireless networks, before Netflix, and before the advent of thong underwear.
On cue, a restored Chevy Bel Air passes us, rolling by slowly. Baby blue. White-walled tires. And I’m three quarters of a century away.
Truman is in office. Flags still wing from every post, pole, and porch. Ninety-seven percent of Americans still read a physical newspaper (whereas today it’s only 4 percent). Hitler’s War is long since over, our boys are home from hell. There are new possibilities in the wind.
The old woman is smiling now. We are back in her heyday.
This is the generation that features both the birth of rock and roll and the “Grand Ole Opry.” A time when mankind will begin producing Fords and Chevys with tail fins tall enough to slice low hanging telephone wires.
This historical period will also include the Cold War. American schoolkids will practice atomic-bomb drills in classrooms, simulating Soviet attacks, huddling beneath their desks for protection because these desks are, apparently, nuclear-proof.
I glance across the street and I see several TVs in a shop window. These are early television consoles, the size of chifforobes, with screens no bigger than a slice of Wonderbread.
Jackie Robinson is a household name. Chuck Yeager has just broken the sound barrier. And over in Paris, a little swimsuit nicknamed the “bikini” debuts at a fashion show, and will shake the very core foundations of the Southern Baptist Convention.
Speaking of fundamentalists. This is an age when people’s moms will start using a new kitchen product called Tupperware. Mom loves this stuff. She even sells it.
She holds Tupperware parties in her den where many other neighborhood ladies sit together and chain-smoke Chesterfields, partaking in gossip, eating teeny sandwiches that aren’t big enough to satisfy the appetites of hamsters.
Tupperware is rarely discussed.
Meantime, the theaters of the day are playing movies like, “Red River” with John Wayne and Montgomery Clift. “Monkey Business,” with Marilyn Monroe. And “On the Town,” starring Gene Kelly and Frank Sinatra, tapping their shoes alongside the title holder for America’s tiniest waist, Vera-Ellen.
In this era the average price of a new house is $8,450. A Chevy Bel Air costs $1,800. Cost of a gallon of gasoline: 18 cents. A gallon of milk: 82 cents. A cup of coffee will run you a nickel.
And since we’re on the subject of cash, this is also the decade when a guy named Frank McNamara will be eating in a New York City restaurant and realize he has forgotten his wallet.
This will be such an embarrassing experience that Frank will come up with an idea for something he calls the “credit card.” Which is a novel concept, but it will probably never catch on.
Other things that will happen in this period:
Mother Teresa will enter the mission field.
Lucille Ball will have an idea for a new show many executives don’t think will work.
Swanson introduces the TV dinner, and an entire generation of Americans permanently scar the roofs of their mouths on mutant mashed potatoes.
Here comes the kid from Spavinaw, Oklahoma. Mickey Mantle.
Liz Taylor will snag husband number three, four, five, and thirty-seven.
Rosa Parks will change the world.
Young people are easier to please, too. These are the olden days, when teens still get deeply excited over simple things like outer space, Sandra Dee, and conical brassiers.
There are no cell phones, except in prisons. Text messages are something the preacher reads aloud on Sundays. Technology has not stunted children’s social abilities yet, therefore young people are unafraid of making eye contact with adults.
Celebrities are nothing like today’s lewd variety. Sure, Elvis might have shaken his pelvis a little, but at least he never took it out and showed it to anyone.
“No, it wasn’t a perfect time to be alive,” the old woman tells me. “We had problems just like you. Big problems. But life was much simpler.”
Simpler.
Eighty-nine percent of American families ate supper together. Nearly 20 percent of Americans got married in their teens and yet, somehow, the national divorce rate was 18 percent. Nobody knew what gluten was. There were no ridiculous social media rants like the one you’re reading now.
“Oh, there you are,” says my wife.
I am interrupted from my daze. My wife is walking downtown, carrying shopping bags and a paper cup of coffee.
“I wondered where you were,” she says. “What’re you doing on this bench? And why are you talking to yourself?”
“No reason,” says I.
7 comments
Jimpa - December 1, 2023 11:56 am
Sean, we loved your show last night in T-ville. Would have preferred to hear more of your stories and humor.
Love ya!
stephen e acree - December 1, 2023 1:45 pm
I will miss the daily newspaper the most. It is a shell now of what it was. I almost cancelled it yesterday after reading it every day for 60 yrs. They want a dollar a day and its probably 20% of what it was 30 yrs ago. I finally agreed to 33 cents a day but only online. Today may be the first day I dont hold it in my hands. Great story today, Sean. I was about to say listen to older people as they have stories but I guess, hell, Im an older person now.
Gail - December 1, 2023 2:08 pm
Thomasville really is a special place and I can picture this reminiscent scene perfectly. Thank you for an amazing show last night. My husband and I loved everything about it…the stories, the sing alongs and especially your amazing musical talent. You and Jaime are so gracious to spend time with the fans after the show. Thank you again!
Peggy Burke - December 1, 2023 2:17 pm
My husband and I so enjoyed your show last night in Thomasville. Enjoyed being able to hug your neck and Jamie’s. Missed your dog though. Thank you for being so down to earth and approachable.
Becky Souders - December 1, 2023 7:10 pm
Today, Dec. 1, 1955, is the day Rosa Parks stood up for equality. Nice piece, Sean Dietrich, thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Dwight Burke - December 2, 2023 12:13 am
Sean,what an impressive show the city of Thomasville witnessed last night. How many authors are there in the world that have the ability to perform a concert alone? None that I can remember. That is why you and Shohei Ohtani are the only unicorns in our lifetime. Thank you for being you.( Sean the Showtime of the South)
margaret poppell - December 2, 2023 9:41 pm
The show was fabulous!