We were in an old feed store. Granddaddy and me. Wooden floors. Sacks of Purina cattle feed. Old men, sitting around, jawing.
There was actually a brass spittoon in use.
I was a child at the time. Kindergarten maybe. I had no idea what the old men were talking about. But I remember their words. And I knew the timbre of an old man’s wisdom when I heard it.
“Never ask a barber whether you need a haircut,” one man said.
“Life is easier when you plow around the stumps.”
I loved the way they spoke. It was old world. The voice of my people. People did not talk like this on the nightly news.
But then, these were real men. Farm kids who survived the Spanish Influenza of 1918. An epidemic which—as it happened—did not begin in Spain, but in Haskell County, Kansas. A fact the old men held with high honor.
These men had survived the Flood of ‘27, Depressions, Dust Bowls, and so many world wars they had to start numbering them.
And their logic kept coming:
“A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere.”
Spit.
“Quickest way to double your money is to fold in half and put it in your pocket.”
Spit, spit.
“The only good reason to ride a bull is to get a date with a nurse.”
Clearing of nasal passages.
I don’t know why I’m remembering all this today. I suppose the memories come from my visiting a nursing home this afternoon to interview someone.
I was wandering amongst elderly people. The residents spoke of another world. Manual coffee grinders, shaving horse benches, wedding silver.
In their rooms, they had Norman Rockwell compilation books. Emily Post manuals. John Wayne collectible beer steins. Doctor Grabow pipes.
And that’s when I saw the brass spittoon, sitting in someone’s room. Instantly, I remembered the last time I’d seen an on-duty spittoon.
And in my memory, I was listening to the maxims of old timers at a feed store.
“When in doubt, let your wife do the thinking.”
“If a horse stops with a jerk, the jerk will fall off.”
“Never corner anything meaner than you are.”
“Silence is usually the best answer.”
And that world seems so far away. A few months ago, Doroni Aerospace unveiled a flying car, which earned an official FAA Airworthiness Certification. Flying cars are here.
Virtual reality now allows doctors to complete surgery robotically. They call it telesurgery. It’s now possible for a surgeon to repair your busted appendix from 4,000 miles away.
Beep Mobile is a driverless cab service operating in six states. The vehicles are operated by a computer, using light-based radar to avoid obstructions.
Where did the old world go?
Where did typewriters and pencils run off to? When did we stop making photo albums, memorizing phone numbers, or cutting things out of newspapers?
When did people quit reading “TV Guide,” giving detailed driving directions, or letting Little League teams ride in the beds of pickups? Where did my people go? And what have the kids done to our music?
I’m not saying I miss the good old days. But I dearly miss the people who made them good.
5 comments
Amk09 - January 16, 2024 2:28 pm
Here in Mississippi we live in a quiet beautiful little corner that is right between the two worlds you described. ♡
Jimmy James - January 16, 2024 3:53 pm
Some of us are still around.
Sheila G - January 16, 2024 5:21 pm
Still making photo albums. Am I the only one???
pattymack43 - January 16, 2024 8:43 pm
Me, too!!! Blessings for your day….
Kate - January 17, 2024 1:30 am
This is a correct statement. We are here, though, and we remember, and we teach the old ways. Montessori is the best teaching discipline there is, and it will never be left behind. Advances in society are not necessarily a bad thing, it is the way it is. I love my typewriter, I love my pens and pencils, and so do children, our future and hope.